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Im in trouble Im an addict Im addicted to this girl Shes got my heart tied in a knot And my stomach in a whirl
.... shit, son, these guys are cool.
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Devious Info
Current Residence: hou$ton
deviantWEAR sizing preference: sexy
Interests: stephieeee<3
Favourite band or musician: nevershoutnever, nickasaur, the ready set, patd, the maccabees, tokyo police club AND THE BEATLES!
Favourite genre of music: indie, rock. electronica. pop.
Personal Quote: "YOU BIIIITCH." or "Gilbert, you're my ho. stfu."
Tools of the Trade: hands paper pencil tablet paint
1. Do you sleep in your bra?: ...NO..... 2. Do you enjoy drama?: depends if it's worth it. BUT IF NOT, THEN NO. 3. Are you a girly girl?: no. 4. Who was the last person you hugged?: my little brother. :I 5. Small or large purses?: ....I use my pockets, but little purses plz. 6. Are you short?: .....DEPENDS. 7. Do you like somebody?: oh yeahhh 8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?: CURSE THEM THE FUCK OUT. because that's harassment, children. 9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?: I don't wear socks. 10. Do you dress up on Halloween?: OHGODYES. What should I be this year hmmmm. 11. Are you double jointed?: si señor. 12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?: In that one place where you get your visas orz 13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?: heyull nawww 14. Is there of rumor going around about you?: hope not 15. Do you call anybody by their last name?: yes. 16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?: it says girl confessions?
"X" Marks the spot: [ ] I do wear make up. [xxxx] I have cried at a movie theater. {I was sobbing through UP.I'm a crybaby. ;m;} [ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. [x] I get jealous. {I'm a jealous bastard} [x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. {Sweeney Todd or Willy Wonka plz.} [x] I love to laugh. [ ] I like death/grind/black metal. [x] I like rap. {YESSSSSS.} [ ] I like country [ ] I carry a purse. [xxxx] Id be lost without my computer. [ ] I own a Spice Girls CD. [ ] I own a Britney Spears CD {<---want.} [ ] I own a boy band CD. {Does PATD counttt? :c} [ ] I get bored watching football. [x] Ive never been called a spoiled brat. [ ] Guys are confusing. [ ] I've been called a bad influence. [ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. {I want snake bites or a nose piercing. NOT SEPTUM BECAUSE...ew.}
Come on ladies, be truthful! 1. What color is your bra that your wearing?: um, rainbow and blue, but mostly blue. :I 2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?: hurr 3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?: hurhurhur 4. Do you have a best friend(s)?:YES STEPHIE ASHLEY BLAIR RAGAB JUSTIN KELLY DAILENA OLIVIA MARIAAAA. somany. u w u 5. Have you ever had your heart broken?: ...maybe, idk. 6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?: hahaha 7. Do you like your life?: ok 8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?: lolololol 9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?: "WOAH, FLASH FLOOD." 10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?: even, i guess 11. How long have you had Facebook?: coupla months 12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?: yes, because i'm tough. BD 13. What are your biggest fears?: heights, the dark, bugs, umumum judgement, lotsa things. 14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?: sadface 15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?: haha, yeeesss. 16. Do you believe in the saying once a cheater, always a cheater?: not really. 17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?: i'm pretty darn sure 18. Do you ever wish you were famous?: Sometimes, but notrly 19. Are you currently missing someone?: Yes. ;m;
This guy or that guy? Pick one. Punk/Goth or Gangster?: HAAAAAAAAAAAA Preppy or Cowboy?: both are gonna be gay anyway Face or Body?: face Sweet or Sexy?: sweet<3 Well-educated or Dropout?: well educated, please. Armani or Abercrombie?: Um.. Geez, don't really know Armani too well, so I would say Abercrombie?;; City-slicker or Rural Guy?: City slicker. Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?: BLUEEEEEEE. Contacts or Glasses?: Both. BD;;
More Questions. 01. Eyeliner or Mascara?: Eyeliner. 02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?: Louis Vuitton, D&B gets on my nerves. 04. Skirts or pants?: pants plz 05. Socks or leggings?: leggings because socks are stupid 06. Hoodies or jackets?: SEXY ASS HOODIES 07. Heels or sneakers?: flats and flip flops 08. Straight or curly hair?: i like both. c: 09. Hoop or dangling earrings?: I don't like earrings. |D 10. White or black?: 11. Victorias Secret or Bath and Body Works?: Bath and body works, because it smells nice. 12. Smoothies or lattes?: iced tea lemonade 13. Diet or regular sodas?: ICED FUCKINF TEA LEMONADE 15. Pearls or diamonds?: I'm not really a jewelry fan... :I 16. Vintage or boho?: Both are pretty nice... VINTAGE BOHO. 17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?: lol 18. Lindsay or Hilary?: 19. Ipod or cell phone?: phone prease 20. Friends or family?: OH GOOD LORD 21. Lip gloss or lip stick?: Chapstick 22. Manicure or pedicure?: pedicure hurr 23. Tiffanys or Chanel?: Oh god, Chanel of course. 24. Love or peace?: 25. Sunglasses or purses?: sunglasses.
In a guy...{<-----ha} Funny or Serious?: Seriously joking. Romantic or Daredevil?: Romantic? Cute or Hot?: ummmm; Both? |D Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?: Ligh. c: Long Hair or Short Hair?: I like long hair. But my hair is short. :I Curly Hair or Straight Hair?: i like both. |D Clean-cut or Rough?: ....wut. Good Dancer or Good Singer?: Um, it doesn't really matter to me.;; Basketball Player or Football Player?: NEITHER Jock or Rebel?: rebel. because i'm a rebel too. THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED US THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED US. Smoker or Non-smoker?:NON SMOKER. 1:I Druggie or Clean?: Clean, no drugs plz. ;m; Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?: ...idk. i don't care. |D Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?: jesus had a beard, you know. butum, i like shaven, plz. 1:I Younger or Older?: I RAPE OLDER PEOPLE, BECAUSE I CARE. Player or Loyal?: Loyal.
*FOODOLOGY*
What is your salad dressing of choice? BACON RANCH. or normal ranch. |D
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? I don't know;;
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Papaya. CB
What are your pizza toppings of choice? SUPREME PIZZA SUPREME PIZZA
What do you like to put on your toast? butter. |D
*TECHNOLOGY*
What is your wallpaper on your computer? UM QUEST CREW FROM ABDC
How many televisions are in your house? alotttt
What color cell phone do you have? BLACK.
*BIOLOGY*
Are you right-handed or left-handed? righty
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? nooooo.
What is the last heavy item you lifted? ur mom
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? maybe, but i was too unconscious to notice.
*BULLCRAPOLOGY*
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Yes.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Ahhh, no;;
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? YESSSS.
*DUMBOLOGY*
How many pairs of flip flops do you own? ...6?
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? OH BOY.
What do you want to be when you grow up? A therapist, please.
Last person you talked to? Auntie
Last person you hugged? ....brother. :I
*FAVORITOLOGY*
Season? Fall/winter
Holiday? Kelly's birthday. lol. OH AND APRIL 24 OF COURSE.
Day of the week? fridayyy
Month? august, cuz i go back to HOUSTON.
*CURRENTOLOGY*
Missing someone? kinda
Mood? tired, sick... yeah;;
Listening to? TPC<3
Watching? daria, season 2
Worrying about? I really have no idea.;;
*RANDOMOLOGY*
First place you went this morning? Shower. :I
What can you can not wait to do? Go to cooking classes, see Stephie, GO BACK TO HOUSTONNNN.
Ahaha, well, I know that they cost alot. And you're supposed to get to the airport in San Luis first, and then you have to take a 2 hour bus ride to Rioverde. |D;; FFF. MOOD KILLER.
...I never study or pay attention in class. My mom says I'm really lucky that I have a really weird way of working things out, because if I didn't have my weird way of doing things... I would never survive in school. Ever. Ugh, but I just got a certificate too. And only one was 'special'. My friends asked, "Hey Diana, where'd your medal?" And I just told them I didn't get one. And they were just like, "holy fucking shit, why not?" And so I just blamed Blair and laughed it off. But I was kinda mad at myself... I have no clue why;; YOU ARE NOT STUPID, DAMMIT. D;
... oh, wow. By the time I got there I'd be like "I'M NOT IN THE MOOD AND I'M NOT READY YET. Talk to me tomorrow and we'll see :I"
I have so fucking many certificates. It's retarded. I get one for every time I'm on the honour roll and every time I'm on the G-list and I get one if I'm on one of those lists for all 3 terms straight. And I have ones from rugby and ones from some other shit... I only have 3 medals. 2 from rugby and 1 from grade 7 for maintaining good grades and straight G's through the year blahblahblah. And I have a few ribbons somewhere from when I used to do horse riding competitions, but I don't know where they went to |D Well, you're mad at yourself because you got bellow your expectations, I guess. And, yeah, I am stupid. Stop trying to tell me I'm not, it's pointless.
Haha, you're welcome C:
<3
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~Silence-Chanwon't let me live it down. -facepalm-
ROFL FAIL. But I'd probably be all,"Um, okay, I'm fine with that. :I" BUT THEN WE'D GO DIVING.
I haven't even gotten that much certificates. orz We just get a pat on the back and a gold star. Yay. Well, yeah, I guess I was just mad at my self for not meeting expectations. You know, that's what I was told most of my life. "Always meet my expectations. :I" FFF. WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT IT ALL. DAMMIT, IT'S TAKING OVER MY LIFEEEE. orz You aren't baby. Seriously. Don't be so hard on yourself. You're a really smart girl, Stephie. c:
Our school gives out certificates like there's no tomorrow |D WE HAVE PASSION AWARDS. That's how sad we are. "You get a passion for learning award for history!""YAY. Another certificate to add to my FUCKING COLLECTION." You should just relax and not let it worry you too much. It's only grade 7, they're not gonna look at that on university applications. They usually only look at grades 11 and 12, sometimes grade 10. Thanks.... but I really don't see how I'm smart. I'm so naive and dumb... I'm kind of a ditz... D|
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~Silence-Chanwon't let me live it down. -facepalm-
Oh wow;; My school's pretty cheap, so we're just like.. "Um..You did good. So get out, plzkthx" So, getting a certificate means,"OH YAY WE SPENT MONEY ON THIS, SO YOU'RE SPECIAL,BITCH" Even though they aren't that special. :I Ugh, but I can't relax. Nobody let's me relax when it comes to school. I remember I wanted to talk to my mom about my friends and how I was afraid about drifting apart, and she just said,"Diana, you're only in school to study. And that's it. When you're hungry and looking for a job, will your damn friends be there for you? Maybe, maybe not, but you're studies will be there. So just learn." It really pissed me off... But she's been through it all before. So I didn't respond.
Look, you don't need a fucking paper that says your smart. I think you're smart, and that's that.
FFF.
MOOD KILLER.
...I never study or pay attention in class.
My mom says I'm really lucky that I have a really weird way of working things out, because if I didn't have my weird way of doing things... I would never survive in school. Ever.
Ugh, but I just got a certificate too.
And only one was 'special'.
My friends asked, "Hey Diana, where'd your medal?"
And I just told them I didn't get one. And they were just like, "holy fucking shit, why not?"
And so I just blamed Blair and laughed it off.
But I was kinda mad at myself... I have no clue why;;
YOU ARE NOT STUPID, DAMMIT. D;
sdfhajk;
Thank you. |///D
Aww, okay. c:
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Bawwww. ;w;
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I have so fucking many certificates. It's retarded. I get one for every time I'm on the honour roll and every time I'm on the G-list and I get one if I'm on one of those lists for all 3 terms straight. And I have ones from rugby and ones from some other shit... I only have 3 medals. 2 from rugby and 1 from grade 7 for maintaining good grades and straight G's through the year blahblahblah. And I have a few ribbons somewhere from when I used to do horse riding competitions, but I don't know where they went to |D
Well, you're mad at yourself because you got bellow your expectations, I guess.
And, yeah, I am stupid. Stop trying to tell me I'm not, it's pointless.
Haha, you're welcome C:
<3
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But I'd probably be all,"Um, okay, I'm fine with that. :I"
BUT THEN WE'D GO DIVING.
I haven't even gotten that much certificates. orz
We just get a pat on the back and a gold star. Yay.
Well, yeah, I guess I was just mad at my self for not meeting expectations. You know, that's what I was told most of my life. "Always meet my expectations. :I"
FFF. WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT IT ALL. DAMMIT, IT'S TAKING OVER MY LIFEEEE. orz
You aren't baby. Seriously. Don't be so hard on yourself. You're a really smart girl, Stephie. c:
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And then the next night....
Our school gives out certificates like there's no tomorrow |D
WE HAVE PASSION AWARDS. That's how sad we are. "You get a passion for learning award for history!""YAY. Another certificate to add to my FUCKING COLLECTION."
You should just relax and not let it worry you too much. It's only grade 7, they're not gonna look at that on university applications. They usually only look at grades 11 and 12, sometimes grade 10.
Thanks.... but I really don't see how I'm smart. I'm so naive and dumb... I'm kind of a ditz... D|
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Oh wow;;
My school's pretty cheap, so we're just like.. "Um..You did good. So get out, plzkthx"
So, getting a certificate means,"OH YAY WE SPENT MONEY ON THIS, SO YOU'RE SPECIAL,BITCH"
Even though they aren't that special. :I
Ugh, but I can't relax. Nobody let's me relax when it comes to school. I remember I wanted to talk to my mom about my friends and how I was afraid about drifting apart, and she just said,"Diana, you're only in school to study. And that's it. When you're hungry and looking for a job, will your damn friends be there for you? Maybe, maybe not, but you're studies will be there. So just learn."
It really pissed me off... But she's been through it all before. So I didn't respond.
Look, you don't need a fucking paper that says your smart. I think you're smart, and that's that.
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